wrapped up in the love of my life, get a grip why did you turn the music off i think you know why i don’t think what i’m doing starts with an “L” like the “L” word lesbians are lost max we’re lost we’re just shifting geographically so lost that’s debatable yes honey nice thanks thank you the roads are getting worse here i think that’s It’s part of the country camp Oh, yeah, where we’re going I lost the trail, just 200 miles ago, 200 miles ago You know what, Max? If Columbus hadn’t gotten lost and landed on these golden shores, there wouldn’t be a United States of America. Good-bye, hot dogs, good-bye, apple pie. Columbus never actually landed in North America. What are you talking about? Are you serious? It’s just a guy who doesn’t want to admit he’s lost.
Okay, it’s just a guy who’s named after him, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Oh, my God. Okay, hurry up and get us to camp before I roll my eyes out. I’m trying.
I’m trying to figure out what that is. Yeah, yeah, but seriously, what’s wrong with a normal map? That’s the normal map. The one on the phone. Of course not.
Okay, let’s see, we’re… I don’t think they put summer camps on the map.
Do you see any signs? Do you see any signs? Hey, eyes on the road, Max. Are you okay? Yeah, I mean still in one piece. Oh, my God, do you think that’s a bear? No, no, Max, I’m not a bear, what is that? I think it was a person, God, are you serious? It was really close, really close, but maybe we didn’t, what’s wrong? I really got the car working, maybe it looks worse than it is I should check the damage before we start it up again can you get my toolbox out of the trunk okay, okay Max, why don’t you tell me, thank you honey do you need any help? Actually, it would be nice if you could shine a light in here Thank you, the sooner we get out of here the better Imagine yourself huddled in front of a big fire pit singing campfire songs I don’t think people huddle in front of big fire pits Why not? They don’t want to catch fire Imagine yourself parked in front of a big fire pit Well, any place is better than here Where are you going? Just wait here for a second Okay, I’m almost done You’re not the boss of me I just don’t want you running around by yourself I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that Yeah, better not I’m sorry, I really need to focus for a second Okay look, I think there’s someone down there Okay, what’s that, they could be hearts I’ll go check it out Good idea Laura, you’re so thoughtful, freeze So what the hell, Silas. dog boy, oops, this is so weird silas, where are you, silence, what, max, hey, hey, why are you yelling, my god, what the hell is that car, did you see it, no, but I heard something, let’s get out of here, come on, god, I thought you said you checked, I did check, good, honey I know you’re nervous but you need to calm down, I’m not nervous Max, I’m freaking out it’s probably just an animal or it’s not an animal, you don’t see it’s a woman it’s not gonna help you okay, come on, let’s go, we’re fine look, please get us out of here Max I’m trying, I’m trying, we’re fine we’re safe in the car, really we’ll be fine, chase oh my god my heart just exploded get down hey officer, are you okay tonight how’s it going? are you two hurt? no uh, she hit her head barely, i mean i can, i can’t even feel my ass, not my head i’m fine, really, we’re fine, just a little shaken up you guys want to tell me what happened here? something jumped out right in front of the car we didn’t want to hit it so we swerved and now here we are something jumped out you know yeah just don’t know what kind of animal it was that fast yeah it was probably a deer sir keep the car moving sir it wasn’t like all- I don’t know this is my first time as a cop yeah I’m not a criminal can you guys tell me that What the hell are you doing at this late hour? we’re going to core camp at heckt, we’re new counselors, you guys are a night early no, no we know that but we thought we should go early and get it looked at I mean they knew we were coming, we called ahead to be honest sir one of us to be honest one of us exaggerated our navigation skills and got us totally lost you can’t possibly go to Heck, the quarry, not the Harbinger Motel tonight which is the closest place you can spend the night Well, I guess we’ll stick to the plan, sir I mean Mr.
Hackett knew we were coming and called ahead No, ma’am, you’re going to the Harbinger Motel, do you understand? With all due respect, sir, why can’t we go to the Heck, it’s Quarry B
