my movement is restricted oh my god brace yourself what is this bro brace yourself kevin yeah what happened what happened crawling forward again no no no no no this must be a dream kevin this must be a dream kevin said the craziest green bro we were we were in the tropics somewhere for a month bro yeah yeah we built a plane out and the plane crashed now i’m awake a little bit smaller it wasn’t even my dream bro so i got knocked out oh we hit some turbulence probably no big deal oh that food doesn’t look good oh my eyes are open now kevin ok kevin yeah something happened bro it was like a dream oh no i got my kid with me come on no no no no no open my eyes bro kevin raise Impact oh yeah what happened Timmy you’re fine bro Kevin it’s you you just picked up my son you’re fine it’s you what bro I’m in pain now how’s everybody welcome to the woods unfortunately I did lose the first one but we didn’t lose too much we just started where the plane crashed and we made it to where we are now I made a few stops and just collected a few things you know like we visited the yacht and got some air containers sorry that was rude yeah we just walked a little ways oh no no no let’s uh let’s maybe not do that um no stop it go away yeah who’s the real winner um we went from the plane crash to where we are now just kinda collected stuff on the way and then when I we made a little cabin just to have a place to sleep and Kevin is sleeping in it right now and hopefully he’ll wake up soon and we have a couple of turtle shell water collectors, a little fire, a couple of dry I’ve been working on the house this morning this beautiful morning and hopefully Kevin will wake up soon to help but we pretty much have it now yeah we have a way of working actually I can change this I can here we go like a nice little window on each side oh I can’t do that yeah I can’t do that too bad we put one in here now there’s some nice windows but we’re going to finish these walls and build a roof so I can see you guys when this is done well the walls are done we just need a roof I’m using custom flooring because it’s kind of cheap and it the roof will do some weird things and I’ll show you guys I think anyone who’s played this game knows what I’m talking about but there’s a gap when I go to put it in and I don’t know how to get rid of that gap so if I use a wood floor it will give us a second floor and if we decide to do that we can have a second floor and go up a little bit and do it from there A roof.
Kevin’s still sleeping in the cabin, so we’ll see when he gets back.
I’ve dealt with a lot of the natives here, they’re cannibals, and I really need some help.
I might have to go kick him and wake him up, we’ll see now we’re just sitting here trying to look at some things and decide what I want I hear someone running towards me oh my god is that four people? Oh sure, I missed it Oh my God, now they’re all around me, come on, die man Well, last one down, haha 2 down 3 down Oh my God, I’m so amazing, you I missed, or twice, I mean, you just ate a piece of my meat, die lady, what are you doing, what the hell, I even really have room for more bones , I could do with more armor, but I only have six claws, so I guess these guys are just gonna get wasted can’t believe she just walked up and ate a piece of my flesh I didn’t know they were gonna do that, too bad, you can see food isn’t an issue, what does this lady think she’s doing, does she have any friends No, you can go scout me and go back to your friends Oh, you’re not dead, oh Oh my god no, no, no, come here, let’s go I missed, I think I missed, where did that thing go, I don’t remember where it was Well, whatever, go back and build a roof We got more, we got more, we got more Oh my god, a deer is chilling out there, I kind of need it You’re going to run on me too, now what? Why do you just not move at all? I mean I’m not going to complain I don’t remember why I need this but I remember I need a deer, where did yep get mad? I know I did that to that squirrel, I’m sorry I had to do that to that little guy, I gotta see what I got bro, yeah, run away, go the other way, don’t come back, damn it, oh, it’s a thunderstorm, sure, just trying to build my house, can you guys keep from coming here, oh, that’s gotta hurt me.
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