foreignumno no no no, hello everybody, hello everybody I can’t help it, this is Splatoon, I gotta eat, how are you guys, can you hear me, I mean pepperoni meatball subs, they’re hot, I can’t share them so I’m gonna press play and when this is over we can watch some spit trailers until before that I can talk to you guys about these are cheddar cheese and sour cream muffins, very good does anyone know what this trailer is about thank you shadowcat yes this is a sub and you guys are subs I hope you all have a new trailer I know the release date because everyone has told me but I don’t know anything about this … … This is something I haven’t allowed myself to see… ..
. My plan is not to watch any trailers or anything… … And then go into the game blind… .
.. It’s more magical that way… … But I think I’m pretty sure people want to hear my reaction or see my reaction…
… I don’t know that it’s applicable . .trillian my thoughts are that it’s coming out in september and I feel bad for those of you that are still in school you’ll get it in school blue kirby 64 so I’ve been keeping my intake of Splatoon 3 to a very low level and that’s what’s going on ranch scott I noticed you Judahhello sapling I’m eating Ruffles chips I’m going to go blind into multiplayer and story mode but we all know that whenever the game is released everyone uploads the final boss within two hours thank you Judo what’s up Shay we have 58 seconds and September is fall so it’s been delayed a little bit to bring it really close and crunch the chips, well hang on it’s fantastic. Fantastic Kumar I know that avatar is yours, I’ve never tried it, I don’t buy, you know, popcorn, well I dusted all the chip mix off my fingers, if it’s Cheetos, I’ll eat the cheese mix, let me get my raspberry lemonade, let’s do it, I’m eating too fast. Okay, let’s get started, kids, oh, somebody oh, I didn’t even see that, thank you ma’am, that’s lemongrab, okay, let’s see this, okay, yeah, that’s good raspberry lemonade, okay, I’m sorry, that’s very good, oh, I got brownies in here, that’s crazy, crap, let me start this, I found a brownie okay, let let’s see, you can get the title, what does this number mean, what does this mean, is the intensity of them in the universe. Okay, wait, you know what, we’re going to go on, I’m not going to, which one do you guys want me to do, do you want me to pause it because I’m experiencing a reaction to it, or do you want me to just see what they’re looking for? It’s a, I can see their little icons, okay, I’m trying to say too much, he’s dead, what is this thing? There’s no paint on his feet, but what is that, he’s dead, you better not walk in there, you’re an idiot, you’re practically dumb, pay attention, oh, it got its whole label, are you kidding me, okay, what do you use, oh, that’s a charger, it looks a little different, that’s a stingray, Luigi’s vacuum, what’s it doing? Oh, what’s that? Is that a bow and arrow? Oh, that’s like a new script, oh, that’s like a Squiffer, are you kidding me? Oh, no, are you kidding me? That would be so cool. Shoot him. That’s a charger.
What did he just shoot? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What are those killer whales? Wait a minute. There’s so much going on. Wait a minute. Look, I’m trying not to pause. Okay, but what is that? What is that? That’s his sidearm. What is that sidearm? What did it do? It didn’t do anything. It didn’t do anything. It was like a sensor. Okay, maybe it could be like a jammer instead.
Wait, what is that? I want to see those little whales, oh look at them, they’re so cute they could be playing dubstep no, it’s confusing, if it was a command they would be playing dubstep but it could be playing death metal or country music okay, so you have to tap this, oh wait, you can tap it sideways, straight up, what is that? Okay, so you can touch it, what does it do? He killed another person with it, did it suck up ink so people can’t draw on the floor, it looks kind of weird he’s infected, whatever that mammal thing is oh wow, that’s a cool overture oh wait, that’s cool okay, there’s a lot of stuff I see, like what? I saw a lot of stuff like what was that, what was that, it exploded after they thought I didn’t see it, so there’s this, there’s spikes, there’s spikes, so it’s disrupted, okay, that’s what I thought, so if he jumps up, it’s a vertical shot, but if he doesn’t move, it looks like a horizontal shot, I might not be right, but if he’s
