Hey Cookie fans, welcome back to my other article Cookiewirl, yes we are finally playing two – point hospital, are you ready? Point Hospital, are you ready, I’m excited, let’s get started, okay let’s jump back to where I left off before, you believe you can be born at the wrong time, I’ve been filling it in, wait a minute, what’s happening, what’s going on, this is not where we left off before, clockwise time is now available, what does that mean? Something is happening here, it’s like a time warp, okay, oh, oh, I got a message, dear hospital administrator, how are you? If I told you that you could travel through time and space at a very competitive price, now what would you say is in it for you, am I right? The man around the family introduced you to Yester-eazy Oh, it’s Yesterizer Yes, of course I know, I’m offering you a once-in-a-lifetime, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that not even my mother had 100 discounted time travel You see, since I started rolling these things out, we’ve had some complications, shall we say Well, I don’t know if we have to say we’re talking about patients flying out of holes in the ground, which is not ideal I’m sure you’ll agree if you take care of them and keep selling time machines we’re back in business wait, now we’re selling time machines um, go on oh wait, there’s another message ah ok look at all this information, who am I kidding, I’m getting so many emails ok let’s jump into our Minton University, let’s Go on Oh yeah, you guys remember the ducks I included in the last episode? They made me so happy.
Okay, what’s our goal? I need to train my staff, generate 2,000 study sites, cure 50 patients, and we’re more than halfway there so we can do that, of course we can do that, we can do anything, right? Wait a minute, they’re talking about the block Roblox man, oh, oh, we’re doing scans, what’s that? It looks like he’s vacuuming her, is that it? I don’t know, but hopefully she’s healed, we should check her out and see if she’s healed she’s going to see her shrink ok, good oh yeah, we have a giant circle, what should we do? Oh, what’s that sound? that’s the sound of death no, someone’s dying in the crowd someone’s talking to a friend the janitors are clearing them out they’re clearing out their ghostly corpses oh no, well they’re all lining up they’re all lining up to see the shrink i need to put another shrink’s office in the twilight no, there’s people dying oh why are they dying, what’s happening wait, no, well they’re turning into ghosts they’re ghosts now uh, I have a janitor where is the janitor please they’re scaring the patients they’re scaring everyone people are running look they’re really upset the janitor the patients are not happy with the hospital yes because of the ghosts wait where did they go where did the ghosts go oh right here but you see they seem to be doing back flips it looks funny I don’t think the receptionist likes it look she says sorry you have ghosts here she says yeah tell me i have to go to bed she doesn’t care she doesn’t care about that the receptionist is the best she doesn’t get scared about anything look at all these people we need to help everyone oh they are all upset look at this line look at this line what are they all waiting for a psychiatrist a psychiatrist ok we need another psychiatrist wait where is my psychiatrist what is she doing , I don’t know, she’s looking out the window, you got a patient to see, look at the patient please, why is she looking down, what’s wrong with her, her pay makes her look like my face, okay let’s lift it up, look, look, you’re smiling, you’re smiling, now smile, Dr.
Perry Winkle, can you start seeing patients? Dr.
Perry Winkle, I hear the sound of death, people are literally lining up to see her, why can’t they go to her office and bring more patients to the hospital, it helps our reputation Yes, it must be seen, even as sad as this doctor, who is this, Faye, who is this, this is a patient treatment failure Wow, what’s going on around here? this doctor is getting fired Dr.
Perry Winkel Dr.
Perry Winkel please start seeing patients I don’t know what she’s doing she’s just moping around the office and it makes me sad oh well the plants will cheer her up but hang in there people are sad well we’re firing her wait can I fire her more doctors with psychiatry oh no no one has a degree in psychiatry I don’t know why she’s not seeing patients Let’s take her away, do I have
